1. guardalaluna1:

    If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you.

    (Source: goth-meme, via arcana-break)

     
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  3. niuniente:

    Now you can run over your enemies with half naked guys.
    Source: Kakunyman

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  5. lizclimo:

    he sure does.

    exclusive comic for the fluffington post

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  7. yugichrist:

    now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

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  8. punkwo:

    WHICH WAY TO THE BABY WAR?

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  10. blue-author:

    prozdvoices:

    Anonymous said:

    Do you think you’ll be able to read some of the famously-crappy creepypastas (“who was phone,” “and then a skeleton popped out,” etc) as Goofy attempting to tell scary stories to his son, Max? Bonus points if Goofy winds up terrified by telling them.

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    I’ll take any excuse really to read a bad creepypasta.

    This is a thing of great and terrible beauty.

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